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AISLE 3 · CEREAL
Oatmeal Swirlers
by General Mills
Yes — Oatmeal Swirlers was discontinued in 1995 after 7 years on shelves, and it has not come back.
Instant oatmeal with a packet of fruit gel you swirled in yourself — breakfast as finger painting. Drawing a smiley face in your oatmeal was the entire point.
🧾 One more thingIt fought a brief, glorious ‘fun oatmeal’ war against Quaker’s Dinosaur Eggs. Only the dinosaurs survived.
🕯️ Shoppers also mourned